

“Oh, I always wear hats I’ve bought for the children because they won’t wear them. The worst was one with pompoms all over it. The Daily Mail called me the Bulgarian Elf and the name stuck. Tim now calls me that all the time. I did look ridiculous, I must admit. I’m always the first one to find it funny.”
(Source: isaidnopeeking, via missbonhamcarters)
when people treat you unkindly, be kind. be kind to everyone, all the time, so when you murder them, leave no clues behind and no one will suspect you.
(Source: goodgirlwhohasntbeencaught, via komahina)
bondage (◡‿◡✿)
pretty bondage (✿◠‿◠)
complicated rope bondage (❁´◡`❁)*✲゚*
bondage in bright colors (●⌒∇⌒●)
bondage that purposefully accentuates the sub’s beauty \(^▽^@)ノ
bondage that is beautiful in its own right (((o(*゚▽゚*)o)))
b o n d a g e ☆*・゜゚・*\(^O^)/*・゜゚・*☆
(via little-hiding-owl)

I’m not sure which thing he’ll have a harder time explaining to his wife. Where he left his overcoat…or how he got the black eye.
(Source: magnarangs)
